knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
imagine liking someone who:
- wasn’t out of your league
- wasn’t miles away
- was single
- actually liked you
put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
on two hours of sleep im either way too happy or violently homicidal
"Who would you pick as your ally?"
someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves
how are people so sure on what they want to be when they grow older like I don’t even know if I like mac and cheese yet wtf